As the famous Jair Bolsonaro tweet goes, “What is a golden shower?” To put it simply, it is the practice of urinating on another person for sexual gratification. Contrary to popular belief, golden showers are not limited to spraying your partner in the face. This urination can occur anywhere on the body, although it does not mean it should (more on this below). Engaging in golden showers is not as rare as you would imagine, but it is definitely on the kinkier side. As with most kinks, people derive pleasure from the component of dominance and submission. But also, some people just simply enjoy the sensation of being peed on.

While high-class escorts are skilled professionals in various types of kinks, it is important that you also show up to the party well-informed. If you are interested in experimenting with this water sport, consider the dos and don’ts mentioned below before you go at it.

1. You Have Consent

As with engaging in any sexual activity, you need two (or more) consenting parties. When it comes to piss play, you might want to make sure you have consent way before engaging in sex. Generally, this is a conversation to have while you are in the process of booking a high-class escort. It is important to note that some escorts will offer this service, but not all. So speak to the friendly receptionist at the escorting agency to help set you up with a beautiful woman who shares your kink!

2. Plan and Show Up Prepared

AKA try not to get any pee on hardwood floors, and do not think that a towel can mediate the situation. Whether you are meeting with an escort at a hotel or in your house, avoid any water sports on the bed. Ideally, see if you can locate a drain nearby as this is the best way to go to avoid mess and furniture damage. Most people prefer to keep the water sports in the shower since it is the easiest way to clean up. Alternatively, you can grab some training pads or use a fluid-proof blanket if you really want to do it on the bed.

3. Hydrate and Eat Healthy

If you are the party who will be doing the urinating- hydrate. Not only for yourself but also for the lovely lady you have hired for the night. Getting at least six glasses of water is not only good for your health, but it ensures that your pee will not have an overwhelming odour. In conclusion, hydration is key to a great golden shower. Paying attention to your diet also plays a part, as the smell of your urine is altered by the foods you consume. This includes coffee, alcohol, and food that convert to sulphur compounds.

4. Aim Wisely

Before engaging in water sports, you must be aware of the basic health precautions. Firstly, do not, under any circumstances, urinate inside a vagina. It will throw the vaginal PH out of wack and cause a yeast infection. This occurs because, despite popular belief, urine is not sterile. It is only sterile inside your bladder. The bacteria that is present should not be ingested. So do not swallow any pee if it gets inside your mouth. Ultimately, you do not want any health issues arising from your night of delight. Stay safe so you can have fun! Try not to complicate things for yourself and your partner.

If you have any more questions about golden showers or are looking to part take in one yourself, call our friendly receptionist on 0400 774 488 to enquire. We know you will have a blast!